2020 – Airborne CROWna virus hits Hackensack, NJ!

(ignore May 1, 2017 publish date – this was published on March 22, 2020)

(also, this is not the “next post” mentioned in the previous one…………….maybe next time)

 

This happened right outside my window.

A law-abiding gull’s self-isolation atop the steeple of the First Presbyterian Church in Hackensack, NJ, came to an abrupt end at the hands…….er, wings of two drunken, partying (call the governor!) fish crows yesterday, March 21, 2020. The invaders then failed to maintain a safe space between them as they insanely played King Of The Steeple.
 
Meanwhile, on the same block, a third fish crow was observed repeatedly touching his face with his feathers.
 
This is the lawlessness I have to live amidst. It is my fervent hope that this video will help authorities identify these lawbreakers and throw them in jail……………or maybe a pie.
 

 

 

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