{"id":15903,"date":"2017-04-30T22:42:09","date_gmt":"2017-05-01T02:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iaintjustmusic.bobleafe.com\/?p=15903"},"modified":"2022-02-17T09:20:59","modified_gmt":"2022-02-17T14:20:59","slug":"2022-please-dont-invade-ukraine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iaintjustmusic.bobleafe.com\/?p=15903","title":{"rendered":"2022 – Please Don\u2019t Invade Ukraine!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It\u2019ll screw up all my work filtering the Ukrainian people\u2019s home water!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Oh – you don\u2019t speak\/read Ukrainian? Try this:<\/span><\/p>\n

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And it only costs 499 UAH!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Check it out – I\u2019m VERY good at removing chlorine and other unhealthful nonsense from your water (you DO recall that I have a chemistry background, right?)<\/span><\/p>\n

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And all this health will set you back a whole $17.71:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Order yours now! (if you can find one\u2026\u2026\u2026..most of these say I\u2019m out of stock)<\/span><\/p>\n

But I\u2019m worth waiting for. Remember – as it says – Bob Leafe is made from environmentally friendly materials and my filter\u2019s cartridge is easy to change.<\/span><\/p>\n

What more could you ask for?<\/span><\/p>\n

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And remember to support the Ukrainian people when you hear their battle cry:<\/span><\/p>\n

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DON\u2019T let this happen:<\/span><\/p>\n

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BTW – I\u2019m not making this up. Google me and you\u2019ll find half a dozen of these ads like the one on this page:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Be sure to hit \u201cTranslate this page\u201d if you do (unless you\u2019re fluent in Ukrainian like me).<\/span><\/p>\n

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Do pobachennya.<\/span><\/p>\n

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See?<\/span><\/p>\n

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BTW #2 – You think this<\/em> is weird? That Forvo thing about how to pronounce my name is a post by a woman in – of all places – the United Arab Emirates:<\/span><\/p>\n

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And she doesn’t even say my whole name. Word has it that Ukraine is so upset about this that they may invade the UAE.<\/span><\/p>\n

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