{"id":9559,"date":"2017-05-01T00:27:00","date_gmt":"2017-05-01T04:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iaintjustmusic.bobleafe.com\/?p=9559"},"modified":"2020-08-23T17:12:39","modified_gmt":"2020-08-23T21:12:39","slug":"2020-collections-beavis-butt-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iaintjustmusic.bobleafe.com\/?p=9559","title":{"rendered":"2020 – Collections: Beavis & Butt-head"},"content":{"rendered":"

(ignore May 1, 2017 publish date – this was published March 5, 2020)<\/p>\n

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(this is proudly displayed behind the radiator in my living room)<\/span><\/p>\n

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Continuing the long line of serious topics, I bring you the guys who gave me a lot of laughs in the 90s, as they goofed on the videos of many of the rock stars I worked with for 20 years.<\/span><\/p>\n

They dropped by for a shoot recently and while they were here, I gave them a preview of this project. Butt-head – the \u201cbrains\u201d of the operation – provided a ringing endorsement:<\/span><\/p>\nhttps:\/\/iaintjustmusic.bobleafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/1-What-the-hell-is-this-crap.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

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They were not impressed that I taped every episode except the first one (\u201cFrog Baseball\u201d, which is available online):<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u2026\u2026..nor did they care that I took notes on each episode and documented every appearance of them (and creator Mike Judge) on many other shows:<\/span><\/p>\n

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All they cared about was how much useless B&B crap I have.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cPlenty! Let\u2019s start with your movie\u201d. I proceeded to tell them the true story about a friend of mine in NYC who went to the movies one day in 1996 and bought popcorn and a soda, which came in containers that promoted the upcoming \u201cB&B Do America\u201d movie. He knew I was into the show, so he brought them home and dropped them off here the next time he visited:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Next, I showed them a promotional piece for the $14.95 home video and my copy that shows a $16 price tag for a pre-rented video (which I didn\u2019t pay). I was waiting for them to start ragging me out for paying more for a rental than I could have for a brand-new copy\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026but then I remembered who the math majors were that I was dealing with:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Then I brought out the pi\u00e8ce de r\u00e9sistance (\u201cthe WHAT?, uh-huh-huh\u201d, they said in unison).<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThe SLINKY! What did you think, dumbass?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\nhttps:\/\/iaintjustmusic.bobleafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/3-Shut-up-Fartknocker.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

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\u201cNo one else seems to have one of these – I can\u2019t find another one online.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cI also bought your intellectual publications that someone else obviously wrote\u2026\u201d:<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.AND the CD of songs penned by everyone but you.\u201d:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Late addition: just found this B&B calendar from 2000:
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The pictures on the back show the monthly images – well-known “masterpieces” done B&B-style.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cHere\u2019s a nice bit of fantasy taken out of the original bag just for this picture. I can\u2019t imagine you guys EVER graduating high school.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cOh yeah? Well, uhhhhh\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026you play with dolls!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHa! I don\u2019t have to – these dolls play with themselves.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cSo what is it with you big stars and Little League? You get in a flick (\u201cFrog Baseball\u201d) or Madonna gets in \u201cA League of Their Own\u201d and you get your own New Jersey Little League district pin?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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The guys took a bathroom break\u2026\u2026\u2026..together(!) and took their sweet time. They were apparently admiring something in there that made Beavis declare quite loudly:<\/span><\/p>\nhttps:\/\/iaintjustmusic.bobleafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/7-I-am-Cornholio.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

It probably had something to do with the 2 unopened rolls of B&B TP I\u2019ve had in there for the last 20 years:<\/span><\/p>\n

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The last thing I showed them has been in storage for a couple of decades. Here\u2019s the item:<\/span><\/p>\n

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The box it came in:<\/span><\/p>\n

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The remote:<\/span><\/p>\n

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The extent of their vocabulary (which you\u2019ve heard throughout this post):<\/span><\/p>\n

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And the back:<\/span><\/p>\n

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The photo shoot? Only the best for B&B with state-of-the-art equipment:<\/span><\/p>\n

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You could tell from Beavis\u2019 final comment as the boys walked out the door that he had a great<\/em> time:<\/span><\/p>\nhttps:\/\/iaintjustmusic.bobleafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/8-Sucks-no-nudity.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

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LATE ADDITIONS<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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May 8, 2020<\/span><\/p>\n

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I recently came across this “Dopes-on-a-Rope” that I forgot I had. I have no idea where I got it (or why):<\/span><\/p>\n

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With a name like “Buttzville”, I’m pretty sure that’s where B&B live these days. It certainly looks to be up to their standards and there’s no chance that they’d ever<\/em> score here. What’s more appropriate than a wood-working factory for two guys who are always working their “wood”?<\/span><\/p>\n

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August 20, 2020<\/span><\/p>\n

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Just found this behind a bunch of other useless crap……………..uhhh, I mean “valuable collectibles”:<\/span><\/p>\n

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August 23, 2020<\/span><\/p>\n

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Ditto 3 days later:<\/span><\/p>\n

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